Thumb on My Heart

Paul C. Binotto © 2020 Sometimes it can feelLike your heart is the scale drumThat holds the weight of the world. And just when you think you’veGained an ounce of balance fromAn ounce of burden removed. Satan comes along at his pleasure.And puts his heavy-hand thumbOn it, just for good measure.

Biden Books – A Satire

by Paul C. Binotto © 2020 While under his self-imposed quarantine in the hermit-ically sealed base-mental ward of his home, mediocre monk and media darling, Joe Biden, did not let this time off the campaign trail go to waste. Not so surprising, the media’s presumptive president-elect, former vice-president, and seven-term U.S. senator, instead ambitiously spent … Continue reading Biden Books – A Satire

Honorary Clerical Titles

by Paul C. Binotto © 2019 Priestly personalities and holy dispositions are far too varied to be adequately characterized by the two traditional titles of "Reverend" and "Very Reverend". If the uninitiated “Church Shopper" is to make an informed decision about which parish to attend, a more descriptive and comprehensive clerical title scheme seems in order.  … Continue reading Honorary Clerical Titles

And You Thought 21st Century Reporting was Dangerous

by Paul C. Binotto © 2019 The threat of violence against Journalist is an ever-increasing and unavoidable fact in the 21st century. Contemplating the dangers of being a news journalist can even be a little scary for the uninitiated aspiring to a career as news reporter; even for the most determined and most ardent adrenaline … Continue reading And You Thought 21st Century Reporting was Dangerous

“So, You Want to Write 21st- Century Comedy – Become a Digital Scientist.”

by Paul C. Binotto © 2019 Telling a joke may be an art, but writing a joke is a science – So, if you want to be a comedy writer, but mom or dad insist that you learn a real job, tell them you are planning to become a Digital Scientist. I know what you’re … Continue reading “So, You Want to Write 21st- Century Comedy – Become a Digital Scientist.”